10 Women Who Handled Getting Stood Up Like a Boss. No. 5 is too funny.

Standing someone up is the OG dick move, but despite how woke baes can be in 2016, it remains a constant in the murky waters of dating. Luckily, 21st-century romance comes with internet. While social media is useful for things like watching viral cat videos and asking your 76 Twitter followers what they think that mole on your shoulder is, perhaps its best use is for dragging deadbeat dates who don't even give the curtesy of a respectful heads up before they bail. Here are 10 women who used the internet to handle being stood up in the most epic ways.

1. The woman who went on a shopping spree.

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