Gossipable!

1. GIVE ME YOUR MINUTEMEN “I HATE guys who take forever. It only takes me 5-10 minutes to cum a couple of times and then I am done. Marathons hold no interest for me and can make me very sore. Give me your Minutemen, kinda, and I am happy as a clam!” 2. I FIND MYSELF JUST LOOKING AT THE CLOCK “My boyfriend lasts WAY too long in b#d. He normally lasts 45+ minutes and has to finish himself because we will end up waiting two hours otherwise. Even when he does have to finish himself that takes around 20-30 minutes, and when he is finishing himself up, he wants me to be all over his neck, biting his ears, and rubbing my tits in his face. After an hour, it really isn’t doing anything for me and I find myself just looking at the clock.” Click to continue

1. Ex Best Friend Yesterday my ex best friend came over and we hadn’t really talked since we had a fight after hooking up. In the middle of our convo he asked if I’d ever hook up with him again, so I told him we should go for a walk. We ended up going to third base in public and I felt so f#cking f#lthy. We're going to have a secret thing now, and my goal is to make it dirtier every time we meet. Click to continue

1.  Take a selfie, fully n#ked, and then use the drawing function to censor your p#ssy and n#pples. It’s the perfect way to t#ase him. If he agrees to be extra nice to you, tell him you just might give him the unedited version. 2. You don’t actually have to remove a single item of clothing. Just show a little cl#avage, purse your lips, and use a simple caption like, “I miss you.” 3. Or, if you want to make your feelings blatantly obvious, try, “I’m h#rny AF.” Click to continue

1. The one who messages you once a year to say something incredible. Every so often, you’ll wake up to a text or a Facebook message from him, something about how he thought of you last night, or how he wants to see you, or when are you going to be in his city? It will fill you with a sudden whoosh of excitement and hope. But no matter how carefully you’ll try to reply to his messages — to seem casually interested, but not like you’re invested in his sudden attention — he’ll always fade away again, and you’ll somehow be left feeling desperate, even if he’s the one who reached out to you. You’ll delete his number from your phone to prevent yourself from drunk texting him, but you’ll still look at his profile every now and again. 2. The one who doesn’t like your friends. He’ll hang out with them from time to time, because to not see them would be unreasonable, but he won’t like it. He’ll pout and text a lot and demand your attention, and then when the two of you are walking home, he’ll sa...

1. “We both began to wonder what else was out there. We were each other’s first serious relationship, only relationship basically, and I think the fact that either of us wanted to know what else was out there, made us wonder how real our love was to begin with.” —Zack, 26 2. “We were only staying together because we were with each other for so long. Once we could accept the fact that maybe the past 7 years wouldn’t amount to what we thought it would, we could accept that we were no longer in love.” —Colin, 29 Click to continue

1. Man Murders Entire Family To End Daughter’s Migraines Just this May, Randy Janzen of British Columbia admitted to murdering his daughter, his wife, and his sister on Facebook after doing the deed. His reasons were confusing but he stated that he shot his daughter because of the chronic migraines she had long suffered and killed his wife so that she wouldn’t have to live with the fact that he’d killed their daughter. Janzen’s home was quickly surrounded by police using smoke bombs to get him to come out but he wouldn’t. Moments after, the whole place went up in a blaze that killed Janzen and burned the bodies of his daughter and wife. 2. Murder For Breakfast Click to continue

You have no f#cking idea what you’re doing. Not when it comes to s#x and dating and women, anyway. Don’t beat yourself up about it though, because it’s not your fault. Your culture has failed you and the women you’re trying to meet. We have been working with young single men in our capacities as educators, public figures, and authors for more than thirty years. In that time, the most common question we’ve gotten from guys centers around how to increase their confidence with women. Click to continue

Aries (March 21st to April 19th) An Aries is very loving, curious, thrilling, and outspoken. They are best suited for people who will know how to cool them down when they get a little too fiery. However, they cannot be restricted, so they are most compatible with a sign that is a great balance of independence and compassion. A Gemini will bring an Aries all of the vitality and adventure they need in a relationship, while still appealing to their need for knowledge and their inquisitive nature. Taurus (April 20th to May 21st) A Taurus is very indulgent, creative, and lazy. They are best suited for someone who doesn’t mind relaxing and staying in a few nights a week, while still catering to their creativity and physicality. A Cancer is an amazing match for a Taurus, because they will relate to a Taureans need for security and deep, serious relationships. A Cancer is also an empath who is compassionate, so they will appreciate and love a Taurus’ sensitivity and need for emotionality. Gemi...

1. Whether or not this person likes you is not a reflection of whether or not you are a desirable human being. Regardless of how charming, together and attractive you absolutely know yourself to be, it throws you for a loop when someone does not reciprocate your feelings. It just does. But turning to self-criticism and over-analysis is the last thing you need to do right now. One person (out of seven billion) not wanting to be with you is anything but a reflection on your character. In the words of Dita Von Teese, “You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.” So you found yourself a peach-hater. Lucky for you, there are billions of peach-adorers out there. And you are still every bit as attractive and desirable to them as you were before this one person didn’t love you back. 2. Whether or not someone likes you often has very little to do with you. Think of all the people you’ve rejected or been disinterested in throughout...

1. “Call me pr#de, but I was low-key terrified to 69. I just thought it’d be rhythmically awkward and totally unattractive. Turns out, it’s a blast! Nobody gives a shit what you look like mid-bone, and going down on each other at the same time makes the act way more pleasurable for both parties.” — Adira, 21 2. “Having s#x with girls!” — Becca, 23 Click to continue

1. “She was very into me f#ngering her in public. Like if we were closer than normal in a b##th somewhere, there’s a solid chance I was f#nger-b#nging her. Sorry to all of my friends who went to bars with us whose girlfriends I met and shook hands with during that time. My bad.” — Kyle, 27 2. “Spontaneous an#l. No clue how or why I let her go. Have you had an#l on a random Tuesday? I have.” — Dalton, 24 Click to continue

1. Share the shower. When your relationship advances, you eventually begin taking showers together. You scrub each other’s backs and sometimes even shampoo and condition each other’s hair. Those brave foot-massaging gals might even scrub the guy’s feet with a body scrub. 2. Pop each other’s pimples. Girls, you know our men notice our blemishes and vice versa. Sometimes you even search each other for those pesky clogged pores and pop them for the one you love. Some see it as gross; others see it as helpful. Just be sure not to punch one another when one really hurts! 3. Make fast-food runs at 2AM. My boyfriend and I love going to Jack in the Box for tacos at 2AM when we can’t sleep and want a snack. Boyfriends and girlfriends do this as a sort of bonding exercise. We also do it because we’re super-hungry. Click to next page

I am the last person you’re going to see going on about how “creepy” guys are on Tinder. I try really hard to treat people with respect even when I’m not interested or they’re behaving weirdly. But if we’re going to continue with this illusion that women are the emotional sex while men are rational I’m going to need to submit some evidence to the contrary. Behold, this man’s extreme reaction after I fell asleep in the middle of a casual conversation we were having late at night: Click to continue

1. He reached a hand under my sk#rt and played with my cl#t while everyone else on the train went about their business, oblivious to the tiny m#ans that slipped from my lips as I threw my head back in org#sm. 2. I could feel his c#ck pulsing between my l#ps as the sweet taste of s#men dr#pped down my thr#at. Click to continue

Staring down at a hard p#nis, knowing that in the next few seconds that thing will be in your mouth, can be intimidating. Like, every single time, not just the first time you give a bl#w j#b. But don't worry, it gets better, and like all things in life, experience is so valuable when it comes to Ds in mouths. Also, if it doesn't get better, just don't give bl#w j#bs. Men will live. To help ease your pre-B.J. woes, here are 16 things grown women wish they'd known before giving their first bl#w j#bs. Click to continue 

S#x on your p#riod: to some, NBD, to others, a cautious "No thank you, please." But p#riod s#x in general has a lot to recommend it. You're less apt to get pr#gnant (still need birth control though), it can help relieve cr#mps, you're more lubed up, and some women report having extra incredible org#sms. So if you and your partner are willing to give it a go, here's what's gonna work. But first, some helpful reminders: You can always put down a towel or something in case there's a little spotting, and if you're apprehensive to begin with, start on a light fl#w day. Click to continue

1. "Tons of pictures of me hung up on the walls, like something out of a horror movie. That would do it." —Tony, 28 2. "Her boyfriend." —Paul, 29 3. "Oh, this is easy. If the bedroom is real dirty. Not just, like, some clothes thrown everywhere, but like it hasn't been cleaned in two years. Dust and grime everywhere. And if there's, like, mold or something … I'm right out." —Seth, 25 4. "I don't think I've ever seen anything personally, but … I think if I saw a bunch of already opened condoms in the trash or something, that'd turn me off. I'm just not a one-n#ght st#nd or c#sual s#x kind of guy, so I just wouldn't want to know..." —Rob, 28 Click to continue

1. “Shit, why won’t your v@gina cooperate?!” – Sarah, 22 2. “You’re a super h0ttie. You just need to hit the gym a little more.” – Dennis, 22 Click to continue

Use your mouth. This list of d#rty things to say to your boyfriend, husband, or new guy you just started seeing will arm you with the knowledge of how to t#rn your man on and keep you (and s#x) on his mind all day long, even when you're not around. And just because this is a list of d#rty things to say, it doesn't mean that you can't put them in a text message or email, too. Click to continue

This recent Dear Prudie column might seem like the sign of a marriage on the brink — one partner who won’t initiate s#x, and another who is despondent about it. But this scenario can be a lot more common than expected. Anyone in a long-term relationship has been turned down for s#x at least once, says s#x therapist Vanessa Marin. Click to continue