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We all love our moms, but when it comes to texting, your love is definitely put to the test. A few of us were discussing the texting styles of our moms and realized we may all have the same mother. Here’s a recreation of every type of mom text we’ve received. I have a feeling you’re going to relate to quite a few of these. 1. The Random Concern Click to continue

I am the last person you’re going to see going on about how “creepy” guys are on Tinder. I try really hard to treat people with respect even when I’m not interested or they’re behaving weirdly. But if we’re going to continue with this illusion that women are the emotional sex while men are rational I’m going to need to submit some evidence to the contrary. Behold, this man’s extreme reaction after I fell asleep in the middle of a casual conversation we were having late at night: Click to continue

Aries (March 21st – April 19th) She’s loudmouthed, bossy, impatient and impulsive. This girl won’t think twice about slashing your tires or lighting your entire closet on fire. She’s undisciplined, action-oriented and fearless. While that’s fun in the beginning-all that lack of self-control and devil-may-care attitude-I shed a tear for the person who crosses her. She’ll run her mouth about what you did (or maybe something she perceived you did- she’s not big on fact checking) to your friends and family, blow up your Facebook with public posts and will flood her Instagram feed with photos of her ‘just hanging out’ with other people to make you jealous. She’s like a toddler with access to a smartphone and your house keys. Click to continue

1. KEEP IT DOWN My great grandmother, who was very hard of hearing, was hospitalized at 104 years old. All the relatives piled into her room and sat around talking. Suddenly she sat up and said, “Will you people stop yelling. You’re interrupting my nap!”, then fell back on the pillow dead as a doornail. 2. A PRANKSTER TIL THE END My grandfather had lost his legs and used a scooter to get around. He was always a prankster and loved to have fun and joke around. His final act was trying to scare someone at a party. He was trying to sneak up on my uncle. he was going around a small hill and tipped his scooter. Broke multiple bones and died from complications. He thought it was hilarious. 3. SAFETY INSPECTION Not a loved one but perhaps relevant – my uncle helped build large generators for remote villages around the world. He was sent to China where the power plant was in mid-construction. He was given a tour and came across a fairly dangerous hole in the floor that went down several storie...

It goes without saying that teachers have tough jobs. The hours can be long, the job can be thankless, earning respect from unruly students can be challenging — and sometimes, the parents can be downright ridiculous. In a recent Reddit thread that asked teachers to share the most ridiculous things they've ever heard a parent say, thousands of educators gave us an inside look at the truly insane things they've had to deal with over the years. Here, I've rounded up a few of the most outrageous: 1. The Part-Time Parent While discussing a student with behavioral problems, one (apparently very tired) parent told Reddit user MadHattress15, "From 8 – 2, he's your problem, not mine." ...Oh. 2. The Finger Pointer Reddit user seeyouinthemirror shared the story of an irresponsible mom whose son was receiving extra help after school. When the mom came to pick up her son one afternoon, she couldn't find her way around campus (she had apparently never been there before)...

1. When customers say "I need" instead of "can I please have" or "I'll have." This might be my job, but you can still be polite. 2. When people give dirty looks when I come to the table to ask if they need something. God forbid I ruin your conversation by refilling your water. 3. When tables ask to split a check a million different ways. Yes, I love it when you hand me a ton of cash and six different cards in order to pay a singular check. Maybe try using Venmo next time? 4. When a boss schedules you for a double shift but doesn't give you a break in between. It's so ironic because you're surrounded by food, but you can't eat anything. Click to continue

While overhearing a mean comment from a stranger would probably ruin most people's days, for one woman, it instead inspired her to speak up and remind others how important it is to be kind. According to her now-viral Facebook post, Harriet Rae was shopping at a Superdrug in Truro, England, when she overheard two employees making rude comments about her appearance and teasing her for her cutoff denim shorts. Rather than confront the two employees or complain to management, however, she instead responded by giving them a big smile. Click to continue

You can only say, "Ugh, I have cramps and they hurt" so many times throughout your menstruating life before people who are on the receiving end of your complaints become desensitized to your monthly woes. This presents a pretty serious dilemma. Sometimes it's just cathartic and great to sit back, grab your tummy, and be like, "No, but guys, seriously, this shit hurts so bad." But also, sometimes you just need something more. Like a magic period fairy who could show up and do the complaining for you. I cannot provide you with a fairy. But I can provide you with the next best thing — some incredibly good internet memes that sum up how truly awful periods are. Let these do the talking for you from now on. 1. LIKE ONE MILLION TINY MEN ARE DOING CONSTRUCTION IN MY WOMB. Click to continue

Standing someone up is the OG dick move, but despite how woke baes can be in 2016, it remains a constant in the murky waters of dating. Luckily, 21st-century romance comes with internet. While social media is useful for things like watching viral cat videos and asking your 76 Twitter followers what they think that mole on your shoulder is, perhaps its best use is for dragging deadbeat dates who don't even give the curtesy of a respectful heads up before they bail. Here are 10 women who used the internet to handle being stood up in the most epic ways. 1. The woman who went on a shopping spree. Click to continue

1. We've heard every twin line in the book. Can you use the other one as a mirror? How do you know you're really you? It's so not the way to our hearts. Try chocolate instead, or good banter. 2. Don't ask us a gazillion questions about what it's like to be a twin. Yeah, the Olsen twins were pretty cool and so was The Parent Trap but to us it's all we know and honestly, we've had this conversation more times than we can count. 3. We will try and trick you into mixing us. It's all part of the fun. #TwinPrivileges. 4. We'll probably gang up on you with our true other half, and you'll lose. Right or wrong, you might as well stop trying to win arguments now. We've always got back up because our twin will totally take our side. 5. You have no choice but to be friends with our twin. Awks if you don't like her. 6. And our twin's opinion is almost as important as our Dad's. If you don't pass the twin test then basically your rela...

1. "It's fine." Literally nothing could be less fine. 2. "We should get a drink some time and catch up!" I really do want to catch up with you, but inevitably we'll just run into each other again six months from now and make this same promise. 3. "I'm almost there!" I left my apartment one minute ago. 4. "I'm just getting one drink and then I'll be home." I will loudly slam everything in the kitchen when I get home at 1 a.m. and start making nachos. 5. "Your baby is sooo cute." All new babies look the same. 6. "How was your weekend?" How long do we have to make polite small talk before I can ask if you finally hooked up with that guy from accounting? 7. "I'm not looking for something serious." I'm not looking for something serious with you. 8. "What's your name?" I'm not sure why I'm asking this question because I am 100 percent not going to remember your reply. Jessi...

1. "I had a wig made for my birthday. My friends were filming me, and as I tilted back my head, the wig fell off. I had this ugly bald cap on. Everyone saw." —Onaedo A., 23, dental student, Lagos, Nigeria 2. ~Guy Confession~ "If I had to pick between my G and burritos, I'd pick burritos. I love them more." —A.J. B., 20 3. "I tried to make a seven-layer bar. What I wound up with was just seven layers of butter. None of my friends could eve stomach trying it."—Claudia G., 19, student, Westerly, Rhode Island Click to continue

There's always a reason you have to escape your house to have s#x, and cars seem like the perfect place — like a little hotel room with wheels. But in actuality, there are knobs everywhere and a gear shift hitting your butt and, a lot of the time, police officers wandering around trying to stop you from, well, having car s#x. Here are seven mortifying stories about people who tried to bang in a car and ended up in an awkward place. Click to continue

Everyone needs a little joy in their lives and that’s what we are here for. If none of these happy gifs make you smile then you’re probably dead inside. Click to continue

Websites like Buzzfeed have covered pretty much every topic that could possibly be covered, so it’s only a matter of time before they start taking over books that already exist. I’d imagine they would absorb them like when Neo took the red pill in The Matrix. But could they really rewrite the Bible? Let’s hope not. If they did, all those Bible stories that you know and love would probably look something like this. Game Changer: This Ultimate Pinterest User Literally Created The Universe From Nothing And Here’s How Click to continue

There are a lot of bad people out there. The world is full of criminals, swindlers, and YouTube commenters, and while all of those individuals are undeniable monsters, there is one group that sits above the rest. Those people are, of course, the ones that leave their iPhone keyboard sounds on. I apologize for triggering those raw and overwhelming emotions in you if you’ve dealt with one of these people in the past, but it’s important to bring this to light. You can’t fix a problem if you never acknowledge its existence. And of all the problems facing the world today, this is certainly the silent killer that deserves the most attention. Together, maybe we can end this epidemic. If you’re not familiar with iPhone keyboard sounds because you’ve lived a blessed life surrounded by caring, compassionate individuals, let me explain it to you so you know the hellish nightmare the rest of us have had to endure. The iPhone has a default setting on it to where it makes a “click” sound every time ...

Dad jokes are extremely polarizing. People either love them or they hate them. Here’s to you loving these gro@ners. Click to continue

Everyone is on Snapchat now. It’s a fun way to quickly check in on your friends and favorite personalities. That’s the good part. The bad part is the fact that so many people do horribly annoying things without even realizing they’re being annoying. If you’re doing any of these 10 things, on behalf of everyone, please stop. Click to continue

No one wants to use a public restroom. We all know this. It’s not an enjoyable experience for anyone and honestly if there were any other place to go, we’d happily do it. But the reason we don’t want to use them isn’t because they are innately bad, it’s because there are garbage people that ruin it for everyone else. I can’t speak for the women’s restroom, but the men’s restroom always seems to have the same few guys in there that ruin it for everyone else. Here are ten signs that you’re the guy everyone hates in the public restroom. 1. You pull on the door of the stall If a stall door is closed, just assume it’s occupied. If you HAVE to investigate, just give it a gentle touch and, if it’s unlocked, it’ll come open. What on earth is up with this move where you walk up and start shaking it like the Hulk? Have you ever pulled on a bathroom stall door nine times and suddenly the door flew open to reveal a vacant toilet? No. Never. It’s absolutely horrifying for the person using it and ce...

If you’re not sleeping in on Sunday your options for a daily activity probably come down to either watching sports or going to church. The two may seem quite different, but if your sport of choice is baseball then you might be a little surprised to see how the two compare head to head. Here’s what it’s like going to a baseball game versus going to church.