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The automatic light above the garage was broken again. A pale shock of illumination flickered through the open spaces in the blinds of my bedroom. Waking me in the middle of the night. “Mother of fuck,” I groaned and rolled out of the soft massage of warmth of my bed and out into the cold air of my bedroom. The remnants of the half bottle of Wild Turkey I downed before sleep stoked me with a little bit of heat, but still couldn’t fully comfort the pads of my feet when they touched on the hardwood on the way to the large window in the corner of my bedroom. The auto light above the garage outside the house had been malfunctioning the past few nights. I woke a number of times in the middle of the night because it shined right into my room when it came on. It was only supposed to flick on when someone pulled into or walked up into the driveway, but it was coming on almost bi-hourly at this point each night. I could see the light still shining through the blinds when I staggered up to my be...

1. KEEP IT DOWN My great grandmother, who was very hard of hearing, was hospitalized at 104 years old. All the relatives piled into her room and sat around talking. Suddenly she sat up and said, “Will you people stop yelling. You’re interrupting my nap!”, then fell back on the pillow dead as a doornail. 2. A PRANKSTER TIL THE END My grandfather had lost his legs and used a scooter to get around. He was always a prankster and loved to have fun and joke around. His final act was trying to scare someone at a party. He was trying to sneak up on my uncle. he was going around a small hill and tipped his scooter. Broke multiple bones and died from complications. He thought it was hilarious. 3. SAFETY INSPECTION Not a loved one but perhaps relevant – my uncle helped build large generators for remote villages around the world. He was sent to China where the power plant was in mid-construction. He was given a tour and came across a fairly dangerous hole in the floor that went down several storie...

“Did you witness the whole-house o#gy?” my friend texts me the day after the s#x party. “In every room in the house, people were screwing.” Unfortunately I missed it, despite having stayed until 2:30 A.M. After eight hours, I thought I’d seen it all, including a man in a tuxedo lashed to a column while being ch#ked out as a woman str#ked his p#nis; a woman wearing a black-bob wig and a strap-on d#ldo having s#x with a nearly identical-looking woman in a black-bob wig; a man in a leather bunny mask and velvet slippers sp#nking a t#pless woman b#und by Japanese sh#bari rope; and a lot of marathon f#cking. What I did not observe was a full-blown, believable org#sm. Call me old-fashioned. But not that old-fashioned. In my life I’ve witnessed a couple of mén#ges à tro#s, various X r#ted bachelor-party sh#nan#gans and a basement b#ndage party, yet I hadn’t exactly sought out public group s#x. Then my friend Sean invited me to a black-tie s#x party in Beverly Hills. (Some names in this articl...

If you grew up with older siblings, the world was a completely different experience for you. Your parents went all out on the first kid, both good and bad, and you got to skip the practice round. Some things your parents weren’t as excited about and sort of phoned it in, but other things they made up their mind that they weren’t going to make the same mistake again and got really overbearing about. Here are 10 things you never got to experience as a younger sibling. 1. Getting to Scare the Crap Out of Your Sibling You know what’s the best part of being an older sibling? Telling your little brother and sister terrifying horror stories that totally aren’t true, but will haunt their dreams for years to come. Why is that fun? If anyone else did that to them you’d murder them, but for some reason an older sibling looks at it as a rites of passage or something. Younger siblings never get to do that. The scariest thing you can do as a younger sibling is threaten to tell on your older sibling ...

If you’re not sleeping in on Sunday your options for a daily activity probably come down to either watching sports or going to church. The two may seem quite different, but if your sport of choice is baseball then you might be a little surprised to see how the two compare head to head. Here’s what it’s like going to a baseball game versus going to church.

The great thing about Twitter is that it gives celebrities and athletes an opportunity to post anything they want whenever they want to the entire world. Did I say great? I meant absolutely horrifying for PR teams. Some athletes have been able to show their great personalities, while others have shown…something a little different. Here are 20 of the funniest, most bizarre, and craziest tweets from MLB players and personalities. Special thanks to Lana Berry for finding several of these gems. 1. Chicago Cubs’ pitcher Clayton Richard was really excited to be on Twitter, but didn’t exactly understand the character limit. Click to continue

Not to sound like a total, uncool old person, but times have definitely changed. That’s never more clear than when you watch a movie about teenage life now compared to a movie about teenage life in the 80s. Things have changed. The things that are expected in a teen’s life now is so different than before. Here’s what teen movies looked like in the 80s compared to present day movies. Click to continue

These female video game characters have more than just skill, stamina and wit. They have breasts that go up, up, down, down, left…you get the point. 43. JOANNA DARK Perfect Dark Click to continue

You’ve probably already seen pretty much every inch of Kim Kardashian (what with her s#x tape, reality show, and, of course, December 2007 Playboy pictorial). Now you can get between the covers with her—hardcovers, that is. With more than 400 pages of intimate snaps (including bikini selfies, lingerie selfies and, yes, several nude selfies), flipping through her new photo book Selfish, published by art-house giant Rizzoli ($20), feels like scrolling through a fabulously rich and beautiful friend’s well-curated smartphone. “Helicopter ride from the Hamptons to the city,” “Thailand yacht life,” and “Just got home from an Oscar party” are some of the captions that accompany drool-worthy shots of Kim solo or with her famous family and friends. Borrowing Kylie’s bikini in Miami, using the outdoor shower in Thailand, on the way to the Teen Choice Awards and vamping before Dancing With the Stars—all selfie-documented. The best of the bunch? A n#ked Kim leans over her camera phone, fresh out o...

I’ll be honest, I’m not the biggest fan of the police force. I had an NWA cassette tape very early on in my development and it turned me against them pretty fast. That being said, there are times when the cops are invaluable and really are protecting and serving. Below are nine horrendous stories told on Reddit from various members of law enforcement about the worst perpetrators they have had to arrest. Warning: some of the stories are pretty terrible. THE DRAWBACKS TO ACTING TOUGH The most memorable person was a 17 year old who killed two men by stabbing them in the head with a screwdriver. He was just acting the hard man in front of his buddies and picked on these two guys for nothing. The thing that got me was his complete lack of remorse or regret. I’d never properly understood what a psychopath was until then. Click to continue

Just in case you’ve been living under a rock and aren’t up to speed on which models to follow on Instagram, we’ve created the ultimate list so you don’t have to search that hard. Here’s 25 beautiful women you need to go follow right now. @iamkellykarloff Click to continue

According to reports, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, who are currently married with a child, were just casual s#x buddies for years before they actually started dating. That makes sense, considering their television relationship on the hilarious sitcom ‘That 70’s Show’ was super believable, it’s cool to know that their love aff#ir was semi-realistic. But aside from their television relationship, wasn’t this also a movie? I recall Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman making a movie about two friends who just have casual s#x and then end up together (obviously). And at the exact same time, didn’t Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis make the identical movie? It’s like the on-screen storylines have come to life! Does that mean that Timberlake and Portman are going to end up together? Click to continue

Um, Dakota? What is your hand doing? We get that you’re a young, attractive girl and aren’t afraid to flaunt your beauty. We also understand you were the lead actress in the blockbuster hit ‘50 Sh@des Of Grey’ film that had women everywhere ruining movie theatre seats. We even understand that you’re currently filming the follow-up movie, '50 Sh@des Darker’. Perhaps you’re a method actress who needs to star in character even when you’re not filming. I heard stories of Daniel Day Lewish walking around, pretending to be Abe Lincoln for weeks while filming the movie 'Lincoln’. Perhaps you need to act just like your frisky character, but this is Instagram. This is a family place, Dakota. Keep that nonsense for the movie, would ya?! Click to continue 

Reddit wanted to hear from their “rich kid” users about when they found out their level of wealth was not normal. Of course we found this quite intriguing and made an article of the best below. The only thing worse than a rich kid is a rich kid not knowing that caviar and European vacations aren’t a luxury everyone gets to enjoy. Said rich kids. KINDERGARTEN OYSTER LOVER Taking trips overseas constantly. I remember being so surprised in elementary school that my friends had never been to Europe. My earliest memory takes place in a villa in Monaco. Click to continue reading

Boss fights are awesome. Let’s put that out there. They’re often the most memorable aspect of any game they’re in, exhibiting plenty of spectacle while demanding immaculate technique and timing in return from the player. In the past, there have been many quality boss fights, but not all of them have been impressive enough to become etched into our memories quite like those featured below. Click to continue