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1. Straight Girls Don’t Like D#ck Pics Based on every straight girl I’ve ever spoken to, we, as a group, do not like d#ck pics. D#cks are not that pretty to begin with, and the from below angles of s#xt photos often make d#cks look more like a monster attacking a city than an actual s#xual organ. Straight dudes: you’ve been told. 2. Never, EVER Show Anyone S#xts You Got S#xts are private. When someone agrees to give you their body, they agree to give YOU their body, not you and all your friends. It’s a violation of privacy and trust to share s#xts that someone entrusted to you, and only a really horrible person would do that to someone they care about. Showing off a s#xt is the fastest way to never get another s#xt again–and the fastest way to have the person that s#xt you cut you out of their life forever. Click to continue

1. GIVE ME YOUR MINUTEMEN “I HATE guys who take forever. It only takes me 5-10 minutes to cum a couple of times and then I am done. Marathons hold no interest for me and can make me very sore. Give me your Minutemen, kinda, and I am happy as a clam!” 2. I FIND MYSELF JUST LOOKING AT THE CLOCK “My boyfriend lasts WAY too long in b#d. He normally lasts 45+ minutes and has to finish himself because we will end up waiting two hours otherwise. Even when he does have to finish himself that takes around 20-30 minutes, and when he is finishing himself up, he wants me to be all over his neck, biting his ears, and rubbing my tits in his face. After an hour, it really isn’t doing anything for me and I find myself just looking at the clock.” Click to continue

1. Ex Best Friend Yesterday my ex best friend came over and we hadn’t really talked since we had a fight after hooking up. In the middle of our convo he asked if I’d ever hook up with him again, so I told him we should go for a walk. We ended up going to third base in public and I felt so f#cking f#lthy. We're going to have a secret thing now, and my goal is to make it dirtier every time we meet. Click to continue

1.  Take a selfie, fully n#ked, and then use the drawing function to censor your p#ssy and n#pples. It’s the perfect way to t#ase him. If he agrees to be extra nice to you, tell him you just might give him the unedited version. 2. You don’t actually have to remove a single item of clothing. Just show a little cl#avage, purse your lips, and use a simple caption like, “I miss you.” 3. Or, if you want to make your feelings blatantly obvious, try, “I’m h#rny AF.” Click to continue

1. “Shit, why won’t your v@gina cooperate?!” – Sarah, 22 2. “You’re a super h0ttie. You just need to hit the gym a little more.” – Dennis, 22 Click to continue

1. Read between the lines. Deviating from the expected s#xual ones, a girl said this to me after class one day: “When I asked to borrow your pen, it wasn’t because I needed a pen.” 2. Sounds like a pretty awesome girl. Last night: I wish there was more Fullmetal Alchemist. 3. It’s what’s inside that counts. I heard “I want you ins#de me” last week. Awesome sentence. Edit: she said it again! :D Click to continue reading

1. “I was just about to put a c#ndom on, and she began to tell me how good of a mother she’ll be one day. Maybe it’s true, but really? That’s kind of why I’m putting a c#ndom on right now.” —Marcus, 26 2. “She texted her mom, legit in the middle of h#mping me. When you’re h#mping me half n#ked the last thing I want to be thinking about is your mom…Unless she’s super h#t, but in this case, no.” —Cameron, 23 Click to continue

Use your mouth. This list of d#rty things to say to your boyfriend, husband, or new guy you just started seeing will arm you with the knowledge of how to t#rn your man on and keep you (and s#x) on his mind all day long, even when you're not around. And just because this is a list of d#rty things to say, it doesn't mean that you can't put them in a text message or email, too. Click to continue

This recent Dear Prudie column might seem like the sign of a marriage on the brink — one partner who won’t initiate s#x, and another who is despondent about it. But this scenario can be a lot more common than expected. Anyone in a long-term relationship has been turned down for s#x at least once, says s#x therapist Vanessa Marin. Click to continue

Wow. Really??? I'd like to think that society has changed enough that a woman who explores her s#xuality is just as likely to have a good marriage as someone who is a virgin at the time of her marriage. Unfortunately, recent research neither supports nor denies this theory, and ends up asking more questions than it answers. This confusing study called "Counterintuitive Trends in the Link between Premarital s#x and Marital Stability" from the University of Utah, and published on the Institute for Family Studies Blog, questioned whether premarital s#x affects a married couple's likelihood of divorce. What was the answer? Premarital s#x can influence divorce sometimes, but it depends on other factors. The study's author, Nicholas H. Wolfinger, a professor in the University of Utah's Department of Family and Consumer studies and an adjunct professor in the Department of Sociology, discovered some interesting trends: Divorce rates have fallen for the shrinking perc...

I mean, they would know. S#x is complicated, no matter what your gender or whom you enjoy having s#x with. But a lot of our issues when it comes to s#x and s#x in relationships, is that we simply don't understand each other and our needs. We're thinking based on what we want, and not based on what our partner may want or how they feel about what we are doing. So, we turned to the ideal expert: women. Women who enjoy having s#x with women and therefore understand the issue from all sides. The result was some epically awakening information: Click to continue

I love having my long hair, except for all the times I hate it. I have long hair. It falls just below my bra line unless it's in it's natural curly state, and every morning as I dry it straight, I gear myself up for another day of totally vain—yet totally real—long hair problems. I love my long hair but I loathe it, too. Let me count the ways... 1. Catching my hair in the car door. If you have long hair, you know what I'm talking about. I'm running to the car in an effort to get out of the wind andd avoid the "Cousin It" look and suddenly, I realize not all of me made it into the car before slamming the door. (Nothing like self-inflicted whiplash, OUCH.) Twice already this year I've found myself sheepishly admitting to my chiropractor that the reason my neck is out of alignment is because I basically tried to rip my own head off hoppng into the car too fast. 2. Spitting on my own hair when I'm brushing my teeth. It's not the brightest move, but hey...

Here's the lowdown on the v#gina ... from a man's perspective. Much like fingerprints, no two v#ginas are exactly alike and guys are well aware of it. Unfortunately, we as women seem to be left in the dark when it comes to this. Other than "she's loose" or "too tight," women have no idea what guys say about their womanhood. The truth is that guys have just as much to say about v#ginas as we have to say about their penises. No need to fret. After speaking with a handful of 20-something men and consulting with blogs of the male perspective, we've been able to derive the top v#ginas seen and discussed among men. What men really think of 8 types of v#ginas: Click to continue

1. Your d#ck is a dream Er#ct, it’s a f#ntasy Can I bl#w you, please? 2. C#mming on her face Isn’t really d#grading If she asks you to 3. Thanks for existing You’re the woman of my dreams M#unt me already Click to continue

1. It’s actually unfair, how f#cking s#xy you are. 2. I get h#rd so much faster when I’m around you. 3. You have the most perfect t#ts. 4. Your a$$ deserves its own Instagram account. Click to continue

1. “Be active. I’ve had multiple girls tell me how good they are at being on the b#ttom. I think s#x should be fun and experimental, not just lying there like a bump on a log. Give me some indication you’re into it.” –Dave, 28 2. “Stop trying to make me profess my feelings during s#x, my mind isn’t that complex and I can’t process everything I want to say.” –Sam, 24 Click to continue reading

1. I’m going to go d#wn on you, and I won’t even let you think about r#turning the favor. 2. I cleaned the kitchen today, so I’d have room to f#ck you on the table. Click to continue

So you’ve been texting with a new dude and said texts have now progressed past fl#rtatious and are just flat-out s#xts. Awesome. But are you a little clueless as to how to interpret said s#xts? What does that dude actually mean when he’s saying all those things? Luckily I am the queen of s#xting and I can interpret these confusing messages for you. Sit down, students, and learn. Perhaps we should call this S#xting 101? Click to continue

S#x is a learned skill. So, the more you do it, the better you’ll get at it, right? Wrong. As the famous Vince Lombardi quote goes, “Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect.” This universal truth is so important when it comes to s#x, because it’s a topic that can sometimes be a sensitive subject between you and your partner. Your partner might be hesitant to ask for what they need in the b#droom because they’re worried about hurting your feelings. Click to continue reading

1. “My all time favorite s#xt said ‘you’re welcome any time, anywhere.’ That’s the one I always think about.” — Pat, 25 2. “I had a crush on a coworker but I never did a thing about it until she left. We both got t#psy at her going away happy hour and went home. I started texting her and things heated up quickly. Finally, she sent me a picture of her b##bs. I wrote back that they looked amazing, to which she responded ‘not as good as they’d look with your c#m on them.’ I Ubered to her place immediately and we had the hottest s#x ever.” — Andy, 24 Click to continue