30 Dirty Little Poems That Will Make You Want S#x In Five Seconds Or Less

1. Your d#ck is a dream
Er#ct, it’s a f#ntasy
Can I bl#w you, please?

2. C#mming on her face
Isn’t really d#grading
If she asks you to

3. Thanks for existing
You’re the woman of my dreams
M#unt me already

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