1. Leaving the house looking especially hot right after a fight just to emphasize how much her significant other has to lose if he doesn’t clean up his act and apologize stat. 2. Holding a stranger’s gaze for longer than usual, hoping to distract him with thoughts of her n#ked body until he trips or falls—otherwise known as “eye f#cking.” Click to continue reading
I write to you now as the daughter of felons. The girlfriend of liars. The most unimaginative of bloggers because I can't even come up with a third descriptive line. The FBI picked up my parents at the airport a few hours after they'd left. It took four days for my phone to ring, their attorney informing me of their detainment. My first thought, upon hearing the news, was to wonder whose plane, whose friendship, they had used. Just as quickly, I discarded the thought. It didn't really matter who they had implicated in their attempt to escape. Whoever's plane it was knew what they were getting into, knew the risks. Then again, my parents always were great at deception. I'd been really gullible for a really long time. So. Four days since they were arrested and flown back to Florida, and no calls. If they were given phone privileges in jail, they made their calls to someone else. Do they think that I turned them in? If they thought I was a daughter who'd snitch, th...
It's impossible to wade into the world of dating without occasionally (or, for many of us, more than occasionally) spotting some red flags. While these little warning signs don't necessarily mean the relationship is doomed from the start or beginning to fizzle out, they do mean the two of you probably need to sit down and check in on where it's going and what each of you wants. Here are 12 signals that are super easy to accidentally overlook: 1. You're always messaging them first. And I mean literally always. Sure, he's super responsive once you start talking, but if you weren't the one starting conversations, would they even happen? 2. They don't take photos with you. Some people just don't like taking photos, and that's OK! It can seem trivial, but if your partner's Facebook is filled with snaps of their life, but they never like to take them with you, then maybe something larger is afoot. 3. They don't respond to you on social media. If th...
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