22 Things Nobody Tells You About S#x

1. It doesn't just "happen." In movies, two perfectly symmetrical-faced people gaze at each other, and in the next scene they're in bed doing it. Alas, when you're single and dating, this rarely happens. It requires a little more work.

2. Sometimes you're too lazy or turned-on to take all your clothes off when it happens, and you wind up leaving some uns#xy article of clothing on. And then you're done having s#x, and he's still wearing his shirt without p#nts and und#rwear, and you are like, "I just slept with Donald Duck."

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