The 8 Kinds of Bl#w Jobs Every Girl Has Given
1. The I'm Tired but Relationships Are About Compromise
Normally it's cool that he takes awhile to finish but you got up at like 6 a.m. today. You never noticed how the repetitive motion of your head is basically like a baby being rocked to sleep! If you fall asleep with a p#nis in your mouth, does that make you the coolest and most chill girlfriend ever, or will he think you have just died? THE ANSWER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU.
2. Toothy
The second your mind is off technique and on something else (A meeting at work tomorrow? How your childhood stuffed animal is watching you both like a weird inanimate p#rv?), he does the "Ow, teeth, TEETH" thing that makes you terrified he will be showing Olivia Benson what you did to him on a doll at Law & Order: SVU.
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Normally it's cool that he takes awhile to finish but you got up at like 6 a.m. today. You never noticed how the repetitive motion of your head is basically like a baby being rocked to sleep! If you fall asleep with a p#nis in your mouth, does that make you the coolest and most chill girlfriend ever, or will he think you have just died? THE ANSWER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU.
2. Toothy
The second your mind is off technique and on something else (A meeting at work tomorrow? How your childhood stuffed animal is watching you both like a weird inanimate p#rv?), he does the "Ow, teeth, TEETH" thing that makes you terrified he will be showing Olivia Benson what you did to him on a doll at Law & Order: SVU.
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